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I Will Clean Your Chimney, Dressed As a Gargoyle (California)
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Salary: $135/year
Type: Contract
As winter's deathly chill draws nigh, the desire for cozy fires in one's house increases. This is the best time of year to enjoy a clean fireplace and chimney. When properly cleaned by an experienced leather wearing gargoyle, there will be less risk of fire and less airborn toxins to discourage your happyness. This is where I come in. I am the #1 Gargoyle Chimney Sweeper in the entire world. I will come to your house, clean your chimney and fireplace to satisfaction, and best of all, I provide the entertainment of watching a grey painted-leather wearing-masked-winged-gargoyle, capering about your roof. Feel free to take pictures.

Service costs $135 in San Francisco, slightly more for anywhere else in the Bay Area to cover transportation. Cleaning generally takes about 1.5 hours but a little longer for chimneys that have not been cleaned in some time.
Be the first one in your lineage to have your chimney serviced in such a manner!!!
Call or tribe me to schedule a cleaning or to get a quote if you live outside of SF. (Available for other roof and yard work for an additional fee.)

Shadow (415) 531-9201

(Service in and around Santa Cruz also available)
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